Ding, ding, ding ding….

Here ye, here ye, here ye…

That’s right ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the main event…

…in this corner, weighing in at 153 pounds, from Seattle, Washington, the challenger, a man who says Covid can suck his balls, the father of Lucy Drake, the husband of Jenn Drake, a resident of Greenlake, the guy who takes his trash out in his pajamas….Brandon (the master of eating left over pizza from the fridge) Drake!

And in this corner, weighing in at an infinitesimal amount…the scourge of the world, the bully of the sick, the weak and the old, the dipshit threatening to fuck up everyone’s lives and make them lose their stoke, joy and sense of humor…the one, the only…Covid!

Ding, ding, ding ding…

Let’s get ready to RUMBLE!

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